Student Life
I was wrong. Oxford needs a ‘reading’ week.
In passing, friends often bemoan how their partners at other universities get a week off, mid-term, to, in essence, prat around. The deified ‘reading week’. I have always held my tongue: I was previously of the un-woke position that a ‘reading week’ would lower Oxford’s standards, making us lazier, more apathetic, and if I’m quite honest about what I thought, more like them, the non-Oxbridge masses. Get out of the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat, I thought. Well, sometimes life proves you very, very wrong.
This all started with a breakup, hardly a delight for anybody, but particularly ruinous for those of us who have to pop sertraline daily. Then, I was bereaved. This has, in the Oxford environment, left me having to choose between either fully processing the losses I have felt and sleeping as much as I need to, or doing an essay adequately. In short, I am too tired (sertraline, again, by the way), and I think I deserve a break.
I am not the only one: 38% of students report becoming more mentally unwell since coming to Oxford, and our workload keeps Cherwell articles being churned out in one way or another – apologies for adding to that pile-up, by the way. But there is no escaping the fact: our workload is intense, especially when compared to other universities. Having closely observed another Russell Group university, Oxford students are indeed working themselves to death by comparison. At this particular university, it was unusual for students to have to write 2500-word essays (which I do every two weeks), and the absence of a tutorial system meant that students could go weeks without having to elucidate their thoughts on the topic at hand. Whereas I take 24 hours to write a good-ish, passable essay, students at other Russell Group universities can get what feels like free firsts for one burst of work in an all-nighter lasting 10 hours. Oxford is just so much more intense. We should pat ourselves on the back for getting on with such hard graft most of the time, and be proud that Oxford looked at us as spotty-faced 17 year olds and thought we’d be up to the task, but there is also a moment when it has to pause. When somebody dies. When the medication just isn’t working.
It has been noted to me several times by postgraduate students that they can tell who attended Oxford for undergraduate, because those who did not tend not to understand the sort of corner-cutting they can get away with. I, four years into the system, am all too aware of the sort of pisstake I can – and ought to be able to – get away with. Students learn how tutors work as much as the other way around: we figure out that certain tutors will not tolerate much flakiness, whilst others would bend over backwards to ensure that a student does not suffer too much.
This is simply not enough, though. The work is still there, as is the guilt, and putting work off simply makes it accumulate down the line. We need a mid-term amnesty, a hiatus which most usually call a ‘reading week’.
I stand by my earlier comments, though: many students do not do any actual reading during a reading week, instead taking the time to booze up, shimmy down, and visit their loved ones. This University should be canny enough to recognise that its students would not read much either, barring a few nose-to-the-grindstone grifters too good to develop a mental illness like the rest of us. We would use the time to do the essentials of living we so rarely have time for, such as getting new glasses, reading books we actually like, going to student theatre, and maybe we would return to our disciplines fresh-faced and with a joie de vivre.
As such, I am hesitant to call this a ‘reading week’. It is a plain misnomer and false advertising. What I am actually calling for is a rest week, to allow us to actually enjoy being in Oxford, a city replete with good culture, company and food, installed in the middle of term. As I sit here, I have my dissertation and a Jane Austen essay eating away at my brains. Sure, it’s a good distraction from my personal woes, but Freud would (and, sure, I know what he’d tell me about being queer, fine, he was right now and again) inform us that repressing anything, distracting ourselves, does not end well. He would maybe see it ending in rustication, as it does for approximately 4% of students. These students are in the pits, too: cut adrift from college support, sometimes having to work, and not even free from the workload as some have to pass exams to be readmitted, according to Cherwell. Nobody wins.
We admit the best of the best to Oxford: students who genuinely have passion for their subjects, in a manner that probably raised a few eyebrows at sixth form. This passion can be cultivated well if we just let those with it breathe once in a while, and give themselves a chance to cry, mourn, laugh, eat, or [redacted], without feeling that they need to rush back to a half-done essay. Goddamn it, let us nap!
Student Life
The Schwarzman Centre is a commercial venture, not a place of learning
The House of Medici, an Italian banking family, donated an enormous amount of their wealth to support the arts in the 15th century, from funding the construction of Saint Peter’s Basilica and Florence Cathedral to patronising some of the most famous Renaissance painters, like Botticelli and da Vinci. Their money indelibly shaped not just their contemporaries, but the groundwork of much of Western canonical art.
This might seem a rather lofty bar with which to judge the contribution of Stephen A Schwarzman. But, with Oxford University describing his donation as their single biggest “since the Renaissance”, it’s hard not to harken back to the civilisation-defining benevolence of the Medicis. Indeed, the CEO of the private equity firm Blackstone is estimated to have a net wealth of over $42bn, making him one of the 50 richest people on the planet – not a bad place from which to start a new era of Gilded Age-inspired philanthropy.
His donations to Oxford come to £185mn and have produced a new Centre for the Humanities – a single building in which seven faculties and two institutes come together, decked out with state-of-the-art music and theatre venues, a cinema, and exhibition spaces. The two-pronged vision is bold and enticing: an upgraded student experience and a way for the cloistered University to reach out to the public. The ‘Cultural Program’, launching in April 2026, offers an enormous range of exciting shows, giving Oxford a new artistic centre and locals a pleasant benefit from the University with which they (sometimes uneasily) co-inhabit the city.
The neat concept, however, has in practice led to conflict. Rather than the student and public elements exhibiting a complementary relationship, the commercial side of the venture has dominated, sidelining students and moving the Centre uncomfortably away from the core operations of the University.
Firstly, whilst the Centre is a substantial building (much of which operates at a subterranean level), its size fails to do justice to the huge number of faculties, students, and academics that it represents. This is evident in a number of ways: the faculties themselves, which circle the RadCam-inspired and proportioned Great Hall, are fairly small in size, and homogenous in design. Whilst a coloured kitchenette is a nice touch, the move for my own department (Philosophy) from the spacious and historic Georgian building on Woodstock Road to a few rooms on the second floor is quite hard to sell as an upgrade.
Similarly, the Humanities Library, though bigger than it perhaps first appears, fails to adequately compensate for the libraries it supersedes. Books have had to be moved offsite to fit, and the number of dedicated seats in the library itself is less than the previous capacity. There are more if you count the other available seats in the building – but with no sound regulations, they are hardly a substitute when you need to hammer out an essay. Losing books and study space, whilst not quite the fire of Alexandria, is still disappointing for what promises to be an exultation of the Humanities in an age of their belittlement.
It’s not just the library that is rammed: fewer large lecture rooms means that bookings are more competitive, introducing frictions into already-bureaucratised academic schedules. Indeed, many lectures remain in their old locations, and feel all-the-less pleasant for it. Making the bottom floor open to the public, whilst a charming way to potentially break down the town-gown divide, also necessarily means fewer seats for the students paying (at least) £9.5k a year for access.
The worst issue, though, is financial. Schwarzman’s historical donation was enough to construct the largest Passivhaus university building in Europe – but as a one-time gift, not enough to keep it maintained. This has made the finances shaky, to say the least. Faculties have been squeezed as they are forced to pay higher rents; money is taken away from students and used to fund a truncated space. Far from being a boon for neglected studies, the Centre looks to be urging the cold free-market logic along.
Even students lucky enough to be in the University are losing out. Prior to the Centre’s construction, a society of which I am a committee member could use our faculty’s multiple lecture rooms for free, with very little competition. Now, the task to get a room is Kafkaesque. After over 20 emails and multiple booking form requests, I was told that the society would be charged £200 an hour for use of the cinema to do a private film screening for our members. The attempt to charge an academic student society eye-watering amounts to use a room in their own faculty building exemplifies how the commercial imperative has vitiated student experience.
In an almost paradoxical way, what should have been a desperately-needed and generous contribution to the Humanities, and the wider University, has actually reinforced the sense that Humanities students are unwanted money-suckers. Not long after the opening of the Centre, the Life and Mind Building, which hosts the Departments of Experimental Psychology and Biology, also opened its doors. If you looked at both buildings without any context, you’d be hard-pressed to tell, based on size alone, which was the home of two departments, which the home of more than three times as many. Rather than facilitating interdisciplinary study, locking all the Humanities students into a cramped part of OX2 and charging them more for it looks like another act in the long history of shunning artists and thinkers. It might be time for the music students to start busking outside.
Student Life
Oxford-led study develops calculator to predict long-term cognitive impact of strokes
A new predictive tool has been developed by a team of researchers to help clinicians identify which stroke patients are most likely to experience long-term cognitive difficulties. The ‘Cognition Calculator’, introduced in a study published in The Lancet: Healthy Longevity, uses information routinely recorded during hospital care to estimate the likelihood of problems with thinking, memory and communication six months after a stroke.
The study, conducted by researchers at the University of Oxford and the University of Birmingham, developed and tested a statistical model using clinical data collected from stroke patients during the early stages of hospital care. The model draws on data, including results from cognitive screening tests alongside information such as age and stroke severity. Researchers found that early cognitive performance was one of the strongest indicators of longer-term outcomes.
Cognitive impairment is common following a stroke, but can be difficult to anticipate. Whilst post-stroke care has traditionally focused on physical recovery and preventing future strokes, researchers say thinking and communication difficulties are a major factor in patients’ long-term quality of life.
Professor Nele Demeyere, who led the research team, told Cherwell: “Many colleagues recognise the challenge of discussing cognitive outcomes with patients when there is so much uncertainty, so there is interest in tools that could help structure those conversations more clearly.”
Demeyere emphasised to Cherwell that the calculator is not yet intended to be used as a finished clinical product. Instead, she described the research as providing “rigorous groundwork” for future research to refine and test the model in wider clinical settings.
The research comes as the NHS is increasingly using digital tools and artificial intelligence to improve stroke care, including software now deployed across stroke centres in England to help clinicians analyse brain scans and make faster treatment decisions. Updated national stroke guidelines have also placed greater emphasis on early cognitive screening and long-term rehabilitation.
Dr Andrea Kusec, another Oxford researcher involved in the project, told Cherwell: “The response has been very positive, with many recognising the value of developing tools that can support conversations about what ‘life after stroke’ will be like.”
She added: “Clinicians often are key in providing messages of hope and allay some of this uncertainty – this tool can become a way to support those tough conversations.”
The study also highlights the wide range of cognitive recovery after stroke. According to Kusec, one of the most surprising findings was how differently prediction models performed depending on the type of cognitive impairment involved, such as language, memory, or executive function. “This really speaks to the individual nature of post-stroke cognitive outcomes”, she said.
Researchers hope the model will now be tested in larger patient groups and across different healthcare settings. If validated further, it could help clinicians identify patients who may benefit from closer monitoring, targeted rehabilitation, or additional support.
Demeyere told Cherwell that the broader aim is to ensure cognitive health is recognised as a central part of stroke recovery. “Post-stroke care has historically focused, understandably, on survival and preventing recurrent strokes. Increasingly, we recognise that cognitive and communication difficulties are central to long-term quality of life… This study represents one step in that direction. It reflects a broader shift towards viewing cognitive health as a core component of stroke care.”
Student Life
Chewe Munkonge due to become Oxford’s first Black Lord Mayor
Councillor Chewe Munkonge has been announced as Oxford’s next Lord Mayor, becoming the first Black person to hold the city’s highest civic office. The nomination was confirmed at a meeting of Oxford City Council on 23rd March by council leader Sudan Brown. Mukonge is expected to take up the largely ceremonial role for the 2026/2027 civic year, subject to his re-election in May.
Munkonge, who represents Quarry and Risinghurst ward, was first elected to the council in 2014 and currently serves as Cabinet Member for a Healthy, Fairer Oxford, as well as the council’s Small Business Champion. He also serves as the Central Administration Officer of the Oxford Trust, where he supports “all the operations of The Oxford Trust and Science Oxford’s events and education activities”. Outside politics, Munkonge works as a Central Admin Officer for a local charity and previously served as a governor at The Swan School between 2019 and 2025.
The Lord Mayor of Oxford typically undertakes over 300 engagements annually, including leading the city’s Remembrance Sunday service and attending royal visits, and supporting organisations. During his term, Munkonge has chosen Sobell House and St Theresa as his official charities. Sobell House Hospice is a local charity that provides specialist support for people with life-limiting illnesses and their families.
The Lord Mayor role is a politically neutral position appointed annually by Oxford City Council, typically at its Annual Meeting in May. By convention, it is offered to the longest-serving councillor who has not previously held the office.
Alongside Munkonge’s appointment, Councillor Louise Upton, the outgoing Lord Mayor, has been named Deputy Lord Mayor, while Councillor Linda Smith will serve as Sheriff of Oxford.
In a press release statement, Munkonge said: “I am deeply humbled and truly honoured to be chosen as the next Lord Mayor of Oxford… As the first Black Lord Mayor of our city, I stand on the shoulders of those who paved the way, and I hope to be a source of inspiration for future generations.”
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