“It’s a rock star tour,” she declares with a twinkle in her eye. “But I’m not a rock star, I’m a little old lady. I’m only 4ft 10. There aren’t many people on the stage shorter than me.”

The Oxford-born actress uses sticks to help her on stage and has a wheelchair to hand, just in case, and worries that she’s not going to be good enough, she says.

Meeting her today over Zoom, she is as sweary as she is on TV, dryly asking the PR to tell her lodger who is loitering visibly in the garden to ‘f*** off’, before calmly turning back to me to relate amiably, in her cut-glass accent, some of the more pertinent parts of her latest book, Miriam’s Full English, which she suspects will be her last.

The actor and bestselling author – she has written three previous memoirs – who achieved international prominence with her portrayal of Professor Sprout in the Harry Potter film series, has been described as a ‘national treasure’ but thinks ‘national trinket’ is more accurate.

“It’s flattering to be thought of as any sort of a treasure, national or international, but I’m happy with anybody who listens to me and likes me and doesn’t try to rubbish me.”

While Margolyes has been an actor on stage and screen for a considerable time, she agrees that she’s become more famous in recent years.

“I didn’t know it was going to take so long. I always thought I’d be famous but I didn’t know I’d have to wait till I was in my 80s. And I think I deserve it because I’m a nice person. I’m kind and I think kindness is probably the most important thing of all.

“I do feel very grateful for the fact that I haven’t been sidelined, as many older women are, but I’ve never been beautiful. I’ve never been gorgeous. I’ve never been sexy.

“I’m just very lucky that television started to do things called chat shows and I got invited on to them and I started to show off, which is what I do, and it’s made me famous.”

Chat show host Graham Norton has described her as ‘TV gold’ and she’s delighted that he will be interviewing her at the Royal Albert Hall during the book tour.

“It makes me nervous now when I go on his programmes because I don’t want to disappoint.”

In her new book, she turns her unflinching gaze on the British and what makes us tick.

The book covers everything from queuing to farting, accents, eccentricities, the weather, sex and smut. It is, as you’d imagine, full of quick wit, disarmingly candid observations and plenty of swearing.

“I am habitually foul-mouthed,” she agrees, admitting that she swears as much off-screen as on it.

“I’ve got a very posh voice and that’s because I was born in Oxford and I live a middle-class life. But it cuts you off from people if you sound middle class from the people who aren’t middle class and that, I think, is one of the reasons why I swear, because I think that makes people understand I’m just like them.

“I use swearing as a conduit to that world that otherwise I might not reach.”

While much of the book pokes fun at the peccadillos of British society, there is a serious message that the country has lost its way.

“It seems to me that we are surrounded by slippery politicians and liars and they are affecting our lives in a way that I don’t remember happening before.

“I think that politics, particularly, has overwhelmed people, and the evil of three men particularly, Trump, Netanyahu and Putin, have undermined people’s belief in the future, in the decency of the current world we live in, and the fear of the future.

“I don’t have children. I never wanted children. I’m not sorry I don’t have children but people who have children write to me and say, ‘I don’t know what to do about my grandchildren, about my children. How can I help them? How can I protect them?’”

In the book she also disparages politician Nigel Farage (who she nicknames Niggle Garage), and former prime minister Boris Johnson. Left wing she may be, but Margolyes also fires some criticism at past Labour politicians.

Known for being disarmingly honest in her anecdotes and opinions, she insists she never sets out to shock.

“I’m an intelligent Oxford-born, Cambridge-educated woman. I don’t set out to shock. I’m quite amused if I do and I think if I’m interviewing people it’s quite useful because if people are shocked, they will respond immediately and that’s what I want.”

These days she turns down a lot, including Celebrity Traitors which her friend Stephen Fry tried to persuade her to do, she reveals.

“I thought about it because I really like Stephen, I think he’s a force for good. But in the end, I thought, I just can’t quite bring myself to do it.

“I won’t do anything like that. I don’t like programmes where you have to choose people to be in or out. I don’t like competitions.

“I’ve been offered huge sums of money to do the jungle and that Strictly thing.”

Margolyes doesn’t need reality shows – in recent years she’s made travelogues, is about to film a documentary series in Australia, while her new road trip movie, Holy Days, about three nuns, made in New Zealand, has been released just before her book is published.

More than 60 years after her career began, she is still performing. She predicts that spinal stenosis will confine her permanently to a wheelchair soon. Does she feel old?

“I do sometimes, but not all the time. Sometimes I feel quite larky and that’s why I like performing. When I’m actually on stage and looking at an audience, I feel joy.”

Her book tours invite a Q&A from the audience. What’s the most common question she’s asked?

“It’s usually who is the nastiest person that I’ve had to deal with, or who is the best f***, or who’s the best kisser, or something intimate like that.

“I don’t like questions about my partner because I love her very much. She’s nothing to do with showbusiness and she told me that it’s infuriating when she looks at Google and just finds stuff about me, which should be about her. She looks under her own name and it’s all about me.”

In the book, she offers a manifesto for a happier and saner future, putting forward positive ideas such as ‘Adopt a granny’, ‘Talk to strangers’, ‘Take your earphones out’ and ‘Be brave’.

Her worries of the world fade, at least temporarily, when she’s on stage.

“When I step on stage now, usually I have sticks in my hands but there’s a roar, a real roar, and I don’t think many performers get that who are not world famous or really rock stars. But there’s such an affection in that roar and they are all smiling and clapping. Aren’t I lucky?”

Miriam’s Full English: A Grand Tour Of All Our Best Bits by Miriam Margolyes is published by John Murray on September 3, priced £25.

Miriam’s Full English tour visits various cities across the UK and Ireland from September to December 2026.

The tool, now live on the Hotels.com website and app, lets users save work preferences, find business-ready hotels, rebook favourite stays, and earn rewards—using the same account as for personal travel.

It arrives as part of a wider shift in business travel trends, revealed in the latest Hotels.com Booked for Business report, which shows that 27% of Brits are travelling more for work now than before the Covid-19 pandemic.

Hotels.com launches new feature to make business travel easier

Melanie Fish, travel expert and spokesperson for Hotels.com, said: “Business travel is no longer just about getting from one meeting to the next.

“Travellers want a hotel and destination that can keep up with both sides of their personality—from high-speed Wi-Fi and an early breakfast before a big presentation to a great location and a comfortable place to unwind afterwards.”

The report identifies journalists and tradespeople as the most frequent business travellers, with energy and renewables professionals enjoying the highest hotel budgets of at least £200.

Other sectors typically receive about £140 per day for accommodation.

Nearly half of respondents (48%) said that the best business travel destinations are those that make it easy to blend work with leisure time—a trend known as “bleisure.”

London, New York, and Paris were named the top cities for combining business and pleasure.

The busiest months for business travel are now May and September, while Gen Z employees are leading the way in redefining the business travel experience.

They travel more often for work than any other generation and are more likely to change their behaviour on the road, use hotel laundry services, and switch hotel brands.

In contrast, older generations are noted for their punctuality and hotel loyalty.

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When it comes to hotel perks, free breakfast was the clear favourite, valued by 51% of business travellers.

This outranked room upgrades (32%) and flexible check-in options (26%).

The Hotels.com business travel feature aims to streamline the booking process while allowing travellers to earn rewards on both business and personal stays.

Will you be using Hotels.com new feature? Let us know in the comments.

The UK’s Met Office has revealed the storm names for 2026/27, selected from more than 40,000 public suggestions.

The scheme is run in partnership with Met Eireann in Ireland and KNMI in the Netherlands, and the list starts each year in September to reflect the beginning of the autumn storm season.

This storm season includes names such as Austen, Boelo and Chloe and each has a story behind its nomination.

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Names were submitted in honour of children, pets and even characters like Shaun the Sheep, as well as in memory of loved ones and meteorological trailblazers.

Under naming conventions used for storms in the North Atlantic, the list runs alphabetically, missing out Q, U, X, Y and Z.

Chloe, the third name on the list this year, was nominated more than 120 times.

One suggestion came from the mother of a five-year-old described as being “fascinated by the weather” who can also “create a storm by herself” when tired.

Other names have similarly personal backstories.

Finn was put forward for a two-year-old described as “wild and a force to be reckoned with”, while Ivy was nominated in honour of a nine-month-old Labrador puppy affectionately called “the absolute destructor”.

Nicola was suggested as a tribute to a mother who has “weathered many a storm and only come out stronger”.

Some names reflect a wider cultural reach.

Shaun, selected following a public vote, was included as part of a collaboration with Aardman, the studio behind Wallace and Gromit, to help raise awareness of storm preparedness.

Scattered showers moving eastwards this afternoon, some heavy and perhaps thundery ☔

Turning drier and fresher in the west, with sunny spells ⛅

Cloud and rain returning to the northwest later 🌧️ pic.twitter.com/0s2Je7rraP

— Met Office (@metoffice) August 31, 2026

The list also honours figures in meteorological history.

Met Eireann chose Austen in tribute to Austen Nagle, the first director of the Irish Meteorological Service as it marks its 90th anniversary.

Evelyn was selected in honour of Evelyn Murphy, the first woman to present weather forecasts on Ireland’s national broadcaster, RTE.

Why are storms named?

The scheme began in 2015 and aims to improve public awareness and response in the face of severe weather.

Last year, four names were used from the list, reaching Storm Dave in April.

The UK was also affected by three additional storms named by other European meteorological services: Benjamin, Claudia and Goretti.

The Met Office said names are reviewed for pronunciation, potential meanings across different languages, connections to public figures and any risk of controversy.

When is a storm named?

A storm is named when it’s expected to cause medium or high impacts in the UK, Ireland or the Netherlands.

Wind is the primary consideration, but significant effects from rain or snow are also taken into account.

Met Office confirms storm names for 2026/27

This year’s names, and the country they came from, are:

• Austen (Ireland)
• Boelo (pronounced Boo-loh) (Netherlands)
• Chloe (UK)
• Dano (pronounced Dah-noh) (Netherlands)
• Evelyn (Ireland)
• Finn (UK)
• Gwendolyn (Netherlands)
• Heather (Ireland)
• Ivy (UK)
• Jade (Netherlands)
• Kilian (Ireland)
• Laoise (pronounced Lee-sha) (Ireland)
• Miriam (Ireland)
• Nicola (UK)
• Olaf (Netherlands)
• Phelim (Fay-lim) (Ireland)
• Ruban (UK)
• Shaun (UK)
• Theo (UK)
• Vesna (Vehs-nuh) (Netherlands)
• Wende (Vhen-duh) (Netherlands)

Holly Clements, Met Office head of warnings and guidance, said: “For more than a decade, storm naming has helped us communicate the risks from severe weather more effectively.

“A named storm provides a clear focus for forecasts and warnings, helping more people understand the potential impacts and take action to protect themselves, their families and their property.”

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Eoin Sherlock, Met Eireann head of forecasting division, said: “We know that naming storms makes it easier for people to track important and up-to-date forecast and safety-related information as we can see from the levels of traffic and activity through our website and across social media platforms during storm events.

“2026 marks the 90th anniversary of the establishment of the Irish Meteorological Service and we are proud to be able to recognise some of the significant contributors to our history in the list of storm names this year.”

Which names would you add to the list of storm names? Let us know in the comments below.