Crime & Safety
Best April Fool’s Day 2026 jokes including Asda and Subway
With so many brands using the opportunity to market themselves or their products, it’s almost impossible not to see some form of these jokes – at least on social media, anyway.
Some of these are far easier to spot than others, and some do go the extra mile in creating the most outlandish story possible.
While these sorts of campaigns are often from supermarkets, restaurants and food producers, some others get in on the act too.
Here are some of the best jokes/hoaxes we’ve seen from April Fool’s Day 2026.
The best April Fools’ Day jokes from 2026
Asda’s adult-sized trolley seats
Asda shared its new concept for April Fool’s Day, revamping its trolleys to include adult-sized seats.
The new trolley design features a built-in armchair with a cup holder for those wanting to put their feet up while shopping.
A spokesperson for Asda said: “We’re always listening to feedback around what would make our customers’ lives easier and we’ve heard countless stories of different shopping styles causing chaos in the aisles – from list-followers racing through aisle by aisle, to ad-hoc shoppers drifting from bakery to frozen foods.
“It’s these familiar moments that inspired our adult trolley seat – a comfy, safe spot for co-shoppers, allowing the main shopper to navigate the weekly shop however they please.”
The trolleys are currently in the planning stages, with a nationwide rollout across Asda stores expected by December 2026, just in time for the big Christmas shop.
Subway’s new product for marathon runners
Thinking ahead to the London Marathon, Subway has created a limited-edition range of nutrient-packed energy gels that taste just like its sauces.
They have been designed with endurance athletes in mind, offering compact, easy-to-consume boosts “made for runners who don’t want to leave flavour at the starting line”.
The flavours are Chipotle Southwest, Sweet Onion and Honey Mustard.
A Subway spokesperson said: “The rise of running culture within the fitness category has been rapid, and we’re always looking to meet our guests where they are.
“We wanted to introduce a fresh new way to fuel our customers as a part of a balanced active lifestyle.”
Dyson launches new pet beauty range
Dyson says it plans to introduce its “boldest beauty category launch” with a styling range designed for pets as well as humans.
It includes the Airwrap Fur for “perfectly sculpted whisker-adjacent waves” and the Supersonic Dapper for “dialling up the volume on poodle curls”.
A Dyson Beauty spokesperson said: “We believe everyone deserves to look and feel their best.
“And for this launch, we decided to take it up a notch and think about man’s best friend.”
Heinz introduces matcha mayo
Plenty of brands get involved with April Fool’s Day to ‘launch’ brand-new food items, and Heinz has joined in for 2026.
It has teamed up with PerfectTed to create Matcha Mayo, which combines the creaminess of mayonnaise with the “earthy, vibrant flavour of matcha”.
Aditi Hilgers, Taste Elevation and Masterbrand Director at Kraft Heinz said: “We love creating products that surprise and delight our fans – especially when they tap into huge viral trends like matcha, so this one was hard to resist. Heinz X Perfect Ted Matcha Mayo takes the iconic creaminess you live for and gives it a sophisticated, matcha kick.
“It’s daring, it’s delicious, it’s the accompaniment to your sandwich you didn’t know you needed and we can’t wait for you to get a taste this April.”
Tinned Hawaiian Pizza
The fresh produce brand Dole did its bit for April Fool’s Day by launching Tinned Hawaiian Pizza.
Said to be available in select stores from April 1 and only while stocks last, the new product includes a deep-dish dough base, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, succulent ham, topped with pineapple.
Tao Baidoun, Brand Manager at Dole, said: “Research showed that the most common use of our tinned pineapple in the UK is for making homemade Hawaiian pizzas.
“Since we’re all about making life easier when it comes to fruit, we thought why not simplify things even further and create the full experience in one tin?”
The best of the rest
Plenty of other companies got involved with the April Fool’s Day tradition, such as with pizza chain Fatto a Mano introducing a “dough-less pizza” served without a base and featuring only the crust and toppings.
Meanwhile, Aldi launched its own law firm, called LEGALDI, offering “justice” to shoppers who’ve faced an “Aldi-dent” that wasn’t their fault.
Announced via the supermarket’s social channels this morning (Wednesday, April 1), the post simply reads: “Call free now on 0800 292 2535. LEGALDI. BREAD. MILK. JUSTICE.”
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Hobbycraft took Easter crafting to “dazzling new heights” with its one-of-a-kind, diamond-encrusted fillable egg, which they claim is worth £1.4 million.
Pot Noodle and Domino’s teamed up to introduce the Pot Noodle Stuffed Crust Pizza onto the market, which fuses a chicken and mushroom pizza with the famous snack.
Condiments company Dr. Will’s and Gü’s desserts also joined forces to supposedly launch Sriracha Chocolate Melting Middle Puddings.
What’s the best April Fool’s Day joke you’ve seen this year? Let us know in the comments.
Crime & Safety
Oxfordshire leaders call for ‘unity’ after Henry Nowak’s murder
Henry Nowak died aged 18 in police custody last December after being stabbed to death by Vickrum Digwa, of Southampton, who was sentenced to life in jail for the murder on June 1.
Following the sentencing, violent unrest broke out in Southampton on Tuesday night (June 2), resulting in 11 police officers and one police dog being injured.
Henry Nowak (Image: Hampshire Constabulary)
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The Oxfordshire and Thames Valley Civic, Community and Faith Leaders’ Group issued a statement ‘urging calm and restraint’ in the wake of the riots.
The group also commended the ‘dignity and courage’ shown by Henry’s father, Mark Nowak. who appealed for his son’s murder not to be used to sow division.
Undated handout photo issued by Hampshire Police of Vickrum Digwa. (Image: Hampshire Police/PA Wire)
Bishop Gavin Collins, acting bishop of Oxford, and Imam Monawar Hussain, who co-chair the Oxfordshire and Thames Valley Civic, Community and Faith Leaders Groups, said: “Yesterday’s verdict in the murder of Henry Nowak brings no relief from the terrible pain of a young life taken so brutally.
“Our hearts go out to Henry’s family, and we hold them in our thoughts and prayers with the deepest sympathy.
“We also wish to honour the courage and dignity of Mark Nowak, whose words have reminded the country that this terrible crime must not be used to divide our communities.
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“That is a message of real moral clarity at a moment of grief, anger and tension. It deserves to be heard.
“We are deeply concerned by the violence and disorder seen in Southampton overnight.
Protestors clashing with police in Southampton on Tuesday night (PA)
“No family mourning such a devastating loss should see that grief turned into an excuse for further hatred, fear or unrest. We call for calm, responsibility and restraint on all sides.”
The group said space has to be given for the Independent Office for Police Conduct to investigate the police’s response to the situation, and likewise called for people to not place ‘collective blame’ on the Sikh community.
The faith leaders added: “This is a moment to stand with a grieving family, to reject those who would exploit tragedy for division, and to recommit ourselves to the values of decency, peace and shared responsibility.”
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Speaking outside the court after Digwa was sentenced, Mark Nowak, Henry’s father, condemned the police’s treatment of his son as ‘inhumane and degrading’ and said: “We do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension.
“We want his story to help make our streets safer for everyone .”
Following the riots in Southampton on Tuesday night, Hampshire Police Chief Constable Alexis Boon said some people “clearly arrived intent on causing disorder and trouble” and “while we are forced to deal with those determined to spark fear and division, our finite resources are taken away from those who need it most”.
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Tommy Robinson ‘not welcome in Oxford’ after ‘inciting riot’
Oxford Stand Up To Racism has accused Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, of inciting the ‘awful violent scenes’ in Southampton on Tuesday night (June 2).
The city where 18-year-old Henry Nowak died and where his killer, Vickrum Digwa, lived became a scene of destruction after hundreds descended to smash car windows, hurl bricks and cause eleven officers and a police dog to be injured.
READ MORE: New date set for Tommy Robinson appearance in Oxford
Following the disorder, the chief of Hampshire police said those involved were ‘determined to spark fear and division’.
Screen grab taken from a video of police and protestors clashing in Southampton during a protest following the death of Henry Nowak. (Image: Jamie Lashmar/PA Wire)
Yaxley-Lennon, who has been jailed multiple times for a variety of offences including when he was imprisoned in October 2024 for contempt of caught, addressed the crowd at the riot.
He said: “I heard someone say this wasn’t about race, this is about race.
“A white boy who done nothing was handcuffed, a murderer in possession of a knife who stabbed someone five times isn’t.”
Oxford Stand Up to Racism is now renewing its call for the Oxford Union to withdraw its invitation for the ‘riot agitator’ to speak on June 17 on the subject of Islam.
He was originally due to speak at the historic debating society on Thursday, May 28 before his appearance was postponed over security concerns and after massive backlash.
A previous Stand Up to Racism protest in Oxford (Image: Newsquest)
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Ian McKendrick, a member of the anti-racism group, said: “Despite Henry Nowak’s family clearly requesting that his death should not be used to promote further hatred, Robinson was at the centre of protests in Southampton last night and clearly inciting violence.
“Giving him a televised platform at the Oxford Union legitimises hate and violence, and gives him the opportunity to incite violence to an audience of millions.
“It does not promote free speech – instead, it promotes fear and intimidation among minoritised communities.
“Already we have seen Oxford fascists alongside Robinson in Southampton and now mobilising to bring more hate onto Oxford’s streets.”
Tommy Robinson with protesters outside Southampton police station (Image: Gareth Fuller/PA)
Members of Raise the Colours: Oxfordshire were called to attend the Southampton protest on Tuesday night, with the leader of the group posting on Facebook to ask followers to join the ‘justice for Henry Nowak’ protest.
Mr McKendrick added: “There is a concerted effort by far right leaders and fascist groups to incite outrage and bring people on to the streets to riot.
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“We risk an explosion of violence similar to what we saw around the Southport murders across the UK.
“We’re calling on Oxford to say a clear ‘no’ to this hate and division by protesting against Yaxley-Lennon’s appearance at the Oxford Union.”
Faith and civic leaders of Oxford already wrote to the Oxford Union asking it to rescind the controversial figure’s invitation, and hundreds have signed an open letter calling for the same.
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A reported incident at a junction in Witney is causing traffic chaos in the town, with drivers coming off the A40 and elsewhere stuck in long queues.
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