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Make That Movie review – Sam Campbell has made the funniest TV show of the entire year | Television
This is a punt, but I’d be prepared to bet money that Sam Campbell knows Birdemic: Shock and Terror inside out. Birdemic is, of course, one of the worst movies ever made; a comprehensively inept labour of love about a bird attack, made for pennies over the course of four years. It’s one of those films that is so fascinatingly bad from every angle that it ends up becoming a glorious piece of outsider art. It is the sort of film that Campbell’s new sitcom Make That Movie absolutely worships.
You probably know Campbell from Taskmaster and Last One Laughing, two different entertainment formats that he managed to destroy and rebuild in his image, by respectively performing a genuinely unhinged song about female comedians and dressing up as a giant bird. There is something of the alien about the man. About as far from an everyman as you are likely to find, Campbell’s stock in trade is essentially looking a bit like Paul McCartney would if you froze him in time a millisecond after bopping him on the nose.
Unsurprisingly, Make That Movie is a high-concept mockumentary about film production that does not contain a single identifiable human emotion. There are plenty of other things – CGI snakes, animated feet, a grotesque (if self-explanatory) AI chatbot called Superbreast – but on the whole the show should be taken as a sign that Campbell is only interested in catering to his own absurd whims. There will not be a funnier show made this year.
In Make That Movie, Campbell plays a version of himself who was once a big shot movie director. Now, however – and the reasons are never made fully clear – he spends his time driving around in a van with a giant model film camera on top, helping people in need by making bizarre low-budget productions based on ideas they’ve had.
In the first episode, this means a Da Vinci Code-style thriller about a couple who both change into snakes (but not at the same time, and one of them must always be a snake). In another, a group of pensioners want to make a Lawnmower Man-style cyber-thriller about online scammers, where they all physically enter computers by singing songs and then putting USB cables into their mouths. The animated feet are to cheer up a couple who find themselves trapped in a cave. And so on.
All of which means that the episodes here tend to be quite full. In the space of 23 minutes we need to meet a new character, hear the idea, follow production and then watch the finished product. If there’s any criticism to be had, it’s that the format has to sprint so hard to fit everything in that there’s often not much room to breathe. But perhaps that’s by design.
Make That Movie feels like a show that only Campbell could have made, and possibly only in this country. He’s Australian by birth, so the show sometimes wanders down avenues where he is overtly confused about the culture that surrounds him in England. In one episode he’s thrown by a children’s book character – part Paddington, part Gruffalo – who the nation has arbitrarily chosen to clutch to its heart. Elsewhere he’s visibly baffled by our affinity for films about football hooliganism. When these two subjects intersect, as they inevitably do, it makes for one of the most gleefully inexplicable moments in the whole series.
We are coming out of a decade-long tailspin where television seemed afraid of comedy for the sake of comedy, and tried to justify everything with trauma. Had Make That Movie been attempted a couple of years ago, there is every chance that a development executive would have tried to shoehorn in a subplot where we learn that Campbell only made these films as a way to psychologically dissociate from his abusive childhood.
Thank God that time has passed, because what we’re left with is so ostentatiously silly that it deserves to be paraded around the streets. This show is a celebration, not just of bad films in all their various forms, but of comedy as an artform. It might be wrong to want it to run and run, because nothing will kill this thing faster than lapsing into formula, but hopefully it’s a sign that Campbell and his uncomprehending face will become a fixture on television for many years to come.
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England v India: first women’s T20 cricket international – live | England women’s cricket team
Key events
7th over: England 58-2 (Jones 29, Knight 5) England go after the debutant Nandani, with Jones hitting two boundaries and Knight one in an over that goes for 15. Now it’s time for some spin from the left-armer Shree Charani.
6th over: England 43-2 (Jones 18, Knight 1) That second wicket has put the brakes on England, who have scored only six from the last two overs.
In case you missed the start of the game, Heather Knight is now England’s most capped women’s cricketer. This is her 310th appearance, one more than Charlotte Edwards.
5th over: England 39-2 (Jones 15, Knight 1) A fabulous inswinger from Reddy beats Jones on the inside and bounces just over the stumps. Just two runs from the over.
Since you asked, at the same stage India were 66 for 2.
4th over: England 37-2 (Jones 14, Knight 0) That was the last ball of an over that started well for England when Capsey and Jones both crashed cut shots to the fence.
WICKET! England 37-2 (Capsey c Ghosh b Gaud 6)
Alice Capsey chases a stinker of a delivery from Gaud and gets a top edge through to Richa Ghosh. It was short and wide, almost too wide, and Capsey was straining just to reach the ball.
3rd over: England 27-1 (Capsey 1, Jones 9) The debutant Nandani Sharma, who was called up after an excellent performance in the WPL, comes into the attack. The non-striker Capsey is almost run out when a throw from mid-on misses the stumps; it would have been seriously close with a direct hit.
After taking only two runs from the first four balls, Jones belts a boundary straight down the ground. Nandani stuck out a hand but didn’t get a touch; it would have been a miraculous catch.
2nd over: England 19-1 (Capsey 1, Jones 1) Amy Jones is the new batter.
WICKET! England 18-1 (Dunkley c Verma b Gaud 16)
Dunkley launches Kranti Gaud back over her head for six, but that’s as good as it gets. Two balls later she clunks a cross-bat stroke towards mid-off and is nicely caught on the run by Verma. That’s another frustrating cameo from Dunkley, 16 from 9 balls.
1st over: England 11-0 (Dunkley 10, Capsey 0) The England openers, Sophia Dunkley and Alice Capsey, are in the strange position of knowing one of them will probably miss out at the start of the World Cup. Watch the running!
There are no tight singles in the first over, just two boundaries for Dunkley – an inside-edge and a meaty cut – and a safe two on the leg side.
The players are back on the field, and Arundhati Reddy has the ball.
England need 189 to win
20th over: India 188-7 (Reddy 9, Gaud 1) A single off the last ball, so Lauren Bell ends with figures of 4-0-34-3. Her two-wicket opening over seems a long time ago, thanks mainly to a blistering counter-attack from Yastika Bhatia and Jemimah Rodrigues. India should have enough runs.
WICKET! India 183-7 (D Sharma c Dean b Bell 22)
Deepti Sharma pulls a slower ball to deep midwicket to end a handy cameo of 22 from 13 balls. One delivery remaining.
19th over: India 178-6 (D Sharma 17, Reddy 5) A very costly penultimate over for England, with Dani Gibson being hit for 17. It could have been even worse – Deepti Sharma hit the first two balls for four, then Gibson sprayed five wides down the leg side. Gibson did well to concede only a single from the last four deliveries, but that still feels like a big moment. It’s not only in a runchase that the 19th over can be pivotal.
Talking of 19, that’s how many runs England have conceded in wides tonight. Where’s Paul Hardcastle when you need him, or Rory Bremner for that matter.
18th over: India 161-6 (D Sharma 7, Reddy 3) Deepti Sharma sweeps her old friend Charlie Dean expertly for four. But that’s the only boundary from another pretty good over for England, and dean finishes with superb figures of 4-0-26-1.
17th over: India 153-6 (D Sharma 2, Reddy 1) Wong, who is bowling round the wicket to the right-handers, has a big LBW appeal against Reddy turned down. It was closer than it looked but probably pitched just outside leg stump.
Scorecard aficionados will love India’s. These are the individual scores:
WICKET! India 148-6 (Fulmali b Wong 6)
The fightback continues. Wong gets a wicket of her own, bowling Fulmali off the pad with an excellent slower ball. It hasn’t been perfect from England, not even close, but the response to adversity from Corteen-Coleman and especially Wong has been admirable.
16th over: India 148-5 (Fulmali 6, D Sharma 0) Richa Ghosh is a helluva first wicket for Corteen-Coleman. And after an understandably nervous first over, she has bowled beautifully. Figures of 3-0-19-1 do not flatter her.
WICKET! India 148-5 (Ghosh c Wong b Corteen-Coleman 4)
Tilly Corteen-Coleman gets her first T20I wicket thanks to a sensational catch from Issy Wong! Ghosh got into position to reverse-hoick over short third, but she didn’t get enough on it and Wong charged back to take a truly brilliant running catch.
15th over: India 144-4 (Ghosh 2, Fulmali 4) India are still on top, especially as England are a batter light, but those wickets have changed the mood a little. Bharti Fulmali doesn’t necessarily agree: she hammers Ecclestone down the ground for her first boundary.
14th over: India 137-4 (Ghosh 0, Fulmali 0) Rodrigues’ innings was a delight: 69 from 40 balls with 10 fours, all round Chelmsford, and a six.
WICKET! India 137-4 (Rodrigues ct and b Dean 69)
Two wickets in three balls for England, and this definitely isn’t a blessing in disguse for India. Rodrigues played beautifully and looked on for a century until she popped a leading edge back down the ground and was superbly caught by Dean. With bat or ball, in the field or as captain, she is a gem of a cricketer.
WICKET! India 133-3 (Bhatia run out 54)
A much needed wicket for England, though it might be a blessing in disguise for India. Bhatia had lost her way after a pulsating start and now she’s on her way. She was dropped by Gibson earlier in the over, a sharp chance in the covers, and was short of her ground when the bowler Dean collected a good throw from Corteen-Coleman and broke the stumps.
13th over: India 127-2 (Bhatia 53, Rodrigues 60) Bhatia swishes unsuccessfully at a full toss from Bell that almost hits the stumps. It’s been an innings of two halves from Bhatia: 40 from the first 16 balls, 13 from the last 22.
Rodrigues has batted at the same tempo throughout and gets four more with a beautifully placed dab past short third.
12th over: India 120-2 (Bhatia 52, Rodrigues 54) Wowsers. Rodrigues moves to a 31-ball fifty, a blistering and beautiful fifty – by launching Corteen-Coleman’s first ball over long-off for six.
Corteen-Coleman responds superbly – first with a flighted delivery that takes a leading edge and loops just short of the bowler, then with a quicker ball that beats the advancing Bhatia and is fumbled down the leg side by Jones. It wasn’t an easy stumping chance, but a keeper of Jones’ quality etc etc.
On the plus side, that was such an impressive response from Corteen-Coleman: six off the first ball, two off the last five.
11th over: India 112-2 (Bhatia 51, Rodrigues 47) Rodrigues carves Gibson over the off side for four. After a single from Bhatia brings up a mildly outrageous hundred partnership from only 58 balls, Rodrigues dumps a full toss over mid-on for four more. England are wilting under the admittedly considerable pressure.
10th over: India 101-2 (Bhatia 50, Rodrigues 37) Issy Wong, whose first over went for 27, returns to the attack and shows no sign of being affected by that hideous start. Bhatia lashes four over mid-off, her first boundary since the fifth over, but it was a terrific shot rather than a poor ball. A clip for two takes Bhatia to a coruscating 31-ball fifty, her first in T20 internationals. Not bad for somebody playing their first game for India in any format since 2024.
9th over: India 92-2 (Bhatia 43, Rodrigues 35) Rodrigues reverse sweeps Ecclestone through short third for four. It went straight under Bell, who will know she should have done better.
This has been a worrying performance in the field from England, even if India have put them under pressure with some exceptional batting. Rodrigues reinforces that point by making room to thump another emphatic boundary over the off side.
8th over: India 81-2 (Bhatia 42, Rodrigues 25) A terrific over from Dean includes four successive dot balls to Bhatia. England really needed a quiet over like that, and their captain delivered it.
7th over: India 79-2 (Bhatia 41, Rodrigues 24) Dani Gibson becomes England’s sixth bowler of the innings in only the seventh over. It’s a pretty good start, with a tight wicket-to-wicket line and only six runs conceded.
6th over: India 73-2 (Bhatia 40, Rodrigues 19) Charlie Dean brings herself on for the final over of the Powerplay. Rodrigues pulls ferociously behind square for four, then gets lucky when a top-edged sweep is misjudged by Corteen-Coleman at short fine leg. She didn’t quite backpedal quickly enough and couldn’t get a hand on the ball as it dropped to the turf.
5th over: India 66-2 (Bhatia 40, Rodrigues 12) Sophie Ecclestone’s first ball is driven inside-out for four by Rodrigues, the shot of the innings so far. Bhatia sees that shot and raises it, skipping down to chip over wide long-on for six. This is awesome batting from India, Bhatia in particular, and England are under serious pressure.
This is already a career-best score for Bhatia, which is hard to believe given how well she has played.
4th over: India 51-2 (Bhatia 30, Rodrigues 7) The debutant Tilly Corteen-Coleman replaces Issy Wong. She starts a little nervously, with two unpunished full tosses, before Bhatia crashes another boundary to bring up the fifty from just 3.5 overs.
England may not have bowled well, but India’s response to losing both openers in the first half has been extraordinary.
3rd over: India 44-2 (Bhatia 25, Rodrigues 5) A low full toss from Bell is chipped jauntily over midwicket for four by Rodrigues. There’s a brief concussion check when a throw from the outfield hits Bhatia on the helmet; when play resumes, Bhatia inside-edges a jaffa from Bell for four more. Some start, this.
Wong’s first over goes for 27
2nd over: India 34-2 (Bhatia 21, Rodrigues 0) With no Linsey Smith in the side, Issy Wong shares the new ball. The result is a nightmare for Wong and England. There were three wides early in the over, two of which flew down the leg side to the boundary, and Yastika Bhatia ran with the mood to hit four fours of her own. The first two were sliced deliberately through backward point, and she followed up with drives through mid-off and cover.
1st over: India 7-2 (Bhatia 5, Rodrigues 0) That was the last ball of a pr-etty eventful first over.
WICKET! India 7-2 (Verma c Capsey b Bell 2)
Two wickets in the over! After getting off the mark with a streaky mishit over the off side, Shafali Verma drags Bell towards mid-on and is caught by the stooping Alice Capsey.
That was smart bowling from Bell, who followed Verma outside leg stump and cramped her for room.
WICKET! India 0-1 (Mandhana c Dean b Bell 0)
Smriti Mandhana drives the first ball of the match straight to Charlie Dean at extra cover! It’s a perfect start for England – and the second time in just over a week that Lauren Bell has taken a wicket with the first ball of a T20 series. There’s your statgasm for the night.
Time for the action, and action there will be from ball one
This week’s Spin is a cracking read. Raf’s book, which she’s been researching for 15 years, is published next week and looks superb.
Heather Knight, a quiet giant of English cricket in the past decade, is about to become England’s most capped women’s cricketer. Tonight’s game in Chelmsford is her 310th appearance across formats, one more than her coach Charlotte Edwards. “What a place to do it, eh?” chirps Nasser Hussain on Sky Sports.
Team news
The precocious Tilly Corteen-Coleman makes her T20I debut, one of two changes from the series decider against New Zealand on Monday. Lauren Bell also returns to the XI; Linsey Smith is rested and Maia Bouchier has been omitted. England’s batting looks light – presumably by design, to see how Freya Kemp and Dani Gibson fare under pressure in the middle order.
India make three changes from their most recent T20I, a defeat to South Africa at Benoni in April. Smriti Mandhana, Yastika Bhatia and Nandni Sharma come in for Anushka Sharma, Harmanpreet Kaur and Renuka Singh.
England Dunkley, Capsey, Jones (wk), Knight, Kemp, Gibson, Dean (c), Wong, Ecclestone, Bell, Corteen-Coleman.
India Mandhana (c), Verma, Bhatia, Rodrigues, Fulmali, Ghosh (wk), D Sharma, Reddy, Charani, N Sharma, Gaud.
England win the toss and bowl
Two stand-in captains at the toss. Smriti Mandhana calls incorrectly and Charlie Dean puts India into the bat. Smriti confirms that Harmanpreet Kaur is being rested today.
India are in a horrible group at the T20 World Cup. Only two teams qualify for the semi-finals, which makes the presence of Australia and South Africa (who beat India 4-1 in a recent T20 series) less than ideal. But there’s still every chance India can become undisputed white-ball world champions.
Aside from that defeat in South Africa, their T20 form has been excellent since they failed to get out of the group at the last World Cup two years ago. In the last 12 months they have won T20 series in both England and Australia – and nine of their squad started the ODI World Cup final win over South Africa in November.
Preamble
What do you get for beating the world champions? An even tougher test a few days later. England started their T20 World Cup build-up with a 2-1 series win over the holders New Zealand; now they face the 50-over world champions, India, in an intriguing three-match series that begins at a sweltering Chelmsford.
Most people have India as second favourites behind Australia to win the World Cup, so this is a litmus test for both teams. But while neither team will want to go into the World Cup on the back of a series defeat, winning and losing is only part of the story. Cricket is an individual game within a team sport, and there are places up for grabs in both teams.
By the time the series finishes at Taunton on Tuesday, Charlotte Edwards and Amol Muzumdar should know their XIs to start the World Cup.
Tonight’s match begins at 6.30pm.
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