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Atlético Madrid v Arsenal: Champions League semi-final, first leg – live | Champions League
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17 min “I’m too stressed out to actually answer your Premier League/Champions League question, and we’re less than 20 minutes hour into this match,” writes Russell Eberts. “I mostly just want this season to be over, so I don’t have to watch Arsenal again for a few months. This season has felt like being in a relationship with someone who’s emotionally manipulative, and has been about as fun as watching someone get their teeth cleaned.”
15 min: Fine defending by Carodoso! Gyokeres barrels irresistibly down the left, holds off Llorente and arrows a cutback towards the onrushing Odegaard. His shot from about 10 yards is crucially blocked by the stretching Cardoso.
14 min: Good save by Raya! Julian Alvarez controls a sharp square pass on the edge of the area, works a tiny bit of space with some lovely footwork and whacks a curler that is pushed round by the diving Raya.
14 min “I… I may have forgotten which leg this was,” hics James Humphries (see 7.48pm). “In my defence, tell me you don’t look at any Arsenal-Atletico fixture and immediately assume it’s the second leg of a grim/proper football (delete as appropriate) game standing at 0-0.
”Also, as a Motherwell fan I’m not used to a grinding defensive mindset… this season.”
13 min This already looks like it’s developing into an unyielding arm-wrestle. Both teams have had promising moments in attack, but Hincapie’s volley is the only half-decent chance.
10 min “After last night’s family-sized helping of Haribo, tonight will probably be the quinoa salad that we need but aren’t quite so excited about,” harrumps Andy Gordon.
9 min Arsenal have found their feet and it’s an even, relatively cagey game now.
6 min: Chance for Hincapie! Shrill whistles from the home fans as Arsenal enjoy their first extended spell of possession. Madueke beats two defenders beautifully and stands up a cross to the far post.
The diving Martinelli can’t reach it but his attempt serves to put off Hincapie, who slices a sidefoot volley wide. Not an easy chance, but a chance nonetheless.
5 min “Champions League,” says Gary Stover. “If you win the Champions League this year, beating Bayern or PSG in the final, you could lay claim to being the best club side ever.”
I wouldn’t go that far, but I agree it would add another layer of glory.
4 min Atleti have made a forceful start and are trying to set traps for Arsenal, who haven’t made an entirely assured start. To prove the point, a routine pass from Gabriel to Hincapie goes straight out of play.
3 min “I’ll take the league please BRob,” writes Paul Curievici. “Because this season has felt as long as the whole 22-year-drought, because it’s been so bitterly attritional, in the hope that if we finally win the bloody thing we’ll start to look like we enjoy playing football again. And also so my little lad can lord it over the glory-boy City fans at school for a change. Obviously the Champions League wouldn’t be a bad second option.”
2 min A slip from Hincapie allows Atletico to break. Alvarez, 25 yards out, has a shot blocked.
This isn’t the smoothest pitch in world football, as Spurs found out in the last 16, and moments later Raya shanks a clearance out of play.
1 min A couple of minutes later than advertised, Atletico get the second Champions League semi-final under way.
This is the first Champions League semi-final at the Wanda Metropolitano, and the atmosphere is specfreakintacular. Also: there is toilet roll everywhere.
“I suspect that Justin Kavanagh’s wish will be met tonight; after the Lord Mayor’s Show/ Last Night of the Proms/NASA moon landing fireworks of last night, pretty well anything will be a comedown,” writes Charles Antaki. “At least one team can be fairly guaranteed to lower the pulse, until, that is, their fans’ feelings about the effectiveness of the MGM start to get the better of them MGM? They’ve been more like Pathé news on previous outings, so some work required there.”
“It’s been an effortful few days,” writes James Humphries, “so I had clean forgot yesterday was PSG v Bayern and only discovered it when I started getting ‘football, bloody hell’ messages.
“Today however has been a day so beautiful I got waylaid in a beer garden on the way home and might end up watching this one – my apologies in advance for the 120 minutes of filth which will no doubt result.”
How do you know there will be half an hour of injury time? And how long have you been in that beer garden?
Mikel Arteta has just WhatsApped his pre-match thoughts
You can’t wait to play these kinds of games – as a club, as a player, as a manager.
[Viktor Gyokeres] is fresh and it’s an opponent that can fit him very, very well. We have options from the bench, though certain players are restricted to playing a certain number of minutes. [Bukayo Saka and Eberechi Eze] have done really well to be available.
[What have you learned from last year’s semi-final?] Every game is different. Every detail matters; you have to be ruthless in both boxes.
A fun bit of pre-match reading
“It’s 10 years since Saúl Ñíguez scored an amazing solo goal for Atlético against Bayern in their semi-final first leg,” writes Andrew Goudie. “I’ll never get tired of watching this, especially when he beats the last man.”
An entirely straightforward question for Arsenal fans
Premier League or Champions League? And why?
“Right,” says Justin Kavanagh, “let’s have a nice quiet 0-0 draw with top-notch defending and lots of safe, secure sideways passing tonight. My old heart can’t take another evening of racing palpitations and excitations like yesterday’s. And as for Mikel Arteta’s heart rate, well, if he’d been coaching either team last night, I fear for his well-being today.”

David Hytner
Martin Ødegaard has accepted that Arsenal will remain open to criticism until they shed their nearly-men reputation and is confident the club are primed to do precisely that this season.
The captain cut a convincing figure on the eve of Wednesday night’s Champions League semi-final first leg at Atlético Madrid, insisting he and his teammates were ready to respond to the lessons of the past and deliver silverware.
Ødegaard was referring to the Champions League semi-final exit against Paris Saint-Germain last season but he might also have been thinking about the Premier League runners-up finishes in each of the previous three years. Arsenal are top of the table and chasing a first league title since 2004.
“It’s always going to be there until we win and that’s something you have to live with,” Ødegaard said. “We need to take all our experiences and the lessons and use them in a good way. It’s part of football and part of the journey.
Atletico are renowned as a tight, pragmatic side, but their identity has changed a little in the last few years. Their 14 Champions League games this season have produced a whopping 60 goals.
Arsenal’s games have been a lot tighter, particularly at their end. In 12 games they’ve scored 27 and conceded only 5.
The players on a yellow card
Nobody. Yellow cards are wiped going into the semi-finals.

Sid Lowe
At the beginning of the final training session before their biggest game in a decade, Atlético Madrid’s players lined up by the centre circle at the Metropolitano and waited for their coach to come. Diego Simeone arrived and ran through the middle of them, from Juan Musso and Jan Oblak at one end to Antoine Griezmann and Ademola Lookman at the other. As he passed, head down, they cheered and hit him – if not quite as hard as they do when it’s a player’s turn. Gauntlet run, applause echoed round the empty stadium. Happy birthday, mister.
Simeone turned 56 on Tuesday. He has spent almost 20 of those here: first as the captain who won the double, then the coach who lifted Atlético’s next league title, 18 years on, and now leads them into his fourth and their seventh European Cup semi-final, nine years since the last. What do you get the man who has it all? “Buah! You can’t imagine how good it is to be in the four best teams in Europe,” he said after the quarter-final; “I have no birthday wish,” he said before this semi-final, “just pure gratitude to be able to be with my three sons on my birthday, with my two daughters, my mum, my wife, my lifelong friends.”
One of the sons was hidden in the crowd somewhere, hitting him. The day that Simeone bade farewell to the Vicente Calderón as a player in December 2004, he carried his youngest son, two-year-old Giuliano, in his arms. The days before he came back to Madrid as coach in December 2011, he stopped in a cafe in Mar del Plata and, over a croissant and a glass of milk, asked Giuliano, then eight, what he thought. “You’re going to coach [Radamel] Falcao?!” the kid replied, excitement giving way to reality. “But … if it goes well, you won’t come back.”

David Hytner
It was the night when Arsenal made their first big statement of the season in the Champions League, when they advertised their desire to go all the way in Europe’s most glamorous competition; to create club history. They had welcomed Atlético Madrid in the third round of league phase matches and it turned into a showcase for all of the best bits about Mikel Arteta’s team.
The bolted-door defence. The furious counterpress. The physicality. The speed and ruthlessness. The set-piece productivity. And, linked to everything but trumping the lot, the total self-belief. Arsenal were unable to find a way through in the first half or the early part of the second – it was tight – but they did not panic because they knew the goal would come. It was inevitable. They were inevitable.
When Gabriel Magalhães scored it in the 57th minute, it was the prompt for a devastating salvo, Arsenal raining in three more by the 70th minute. The game finished 4-0, Atlético departing battered and bruised. It was late October and the performance and result were very much of a piece with the Arsenal of the first half of the season.
Team news
Mikel Arteta makes two changes, both in attack, from the nervy Premier League victory over Newcastle on Saturday. Gabriel Martinelli and Viktor Gyokeres, who scored three of the four goals when Arsenal trounced Atletico earlier this season, replace Eberechi Eze and the injured Kai Havertz. It’s the MGM attack – Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli – so we’re contractually obliged to link to a lion roaring.
Bukayo Saka isn’t yet to fit to play a full 90 minutes; Riccardo Calafiori joins him on a strong Arsenal bench.
Atletico make four changes from their 3-2 win over Athletic Bilbao at the weekend. Julian Alvarez, David Hancko, Johnny Cardoso and Ademola Lookman come in for Clement Lenglet, Pablo Barrios, Alex Baena and Alexander Sorloth.
Atletico Madrid (4-4-2) Oblak; Llorente, Pubill, Hancko, Ruggeri; Simeone, Cardoso, Koke, Lookman; Griezmann, Alvarez.
Subs: Musso, Esquivel, Sorloth, Mendoza, Baena, Almada, Lenglet, Molina, Vargas, Le Normand, Bonar, Julio Diaz.
Arsenal (4-3-3) Raya; White, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie; Odegaard, Zubimendi, Rice; Madueke, Gyokeres, Martinelli.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Setford, Mosquera, Saka, Jesus, Eze, Norgaard, Trossard, Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Dowman, Salmon.
Referee Danny Makkelie (Netherlands)
This is the fourth meeting between Atletico and Arsenal. The first two came in the Europa League semi-final of 2017-18, when goals from Antoine Griezmann and Diego Costa put Atleti through 2-1 on aggregate. The other was in the league phase of this season’s competition, when Arsenal ran riot in the second half.
Preamble
History is made! Or rather, it will be at 8pm BST tonight, when Mikel Arteta’s oft-maligned Arsenal play back-to-back Champions League semi-finals for the first time in the club’s history. It’ll count for little if they don’t win either the Premier League or Champions League this season, but it’s an undeniable marker of their progression from the 15th-best team in England to one Europe’s finest.
For the second year in a row, Arsenal’s semi-final involves arguably the two best teams never to win the European Cup or Champions League. Paris Saint-Germain’s glorious triumph last season left a vacancy for Atletico, though they would argue they were already in the top two. After all, no side has played in more Champions League finals without winning the thing. On all three occasions, in 1974, 2014 and 2016, Atleti came agonisingly close.
Either they or Arsenal, who lost their only final to Barcelona 20 years ago, will get another crack in Budapest on 30 May. It should be a fascinating struggle between two teams best known for their defensive excellence. Even if the reality is more nuanced, we’ll have none of that nine-goal nonsense tonight.
Kick off 8pm BST.
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Pig sex! Pulling teeth! Boar on the Floor! TV’s all-time most uncomfortable scenes | Television
It’s not exactly how anyone imagines their first time. Richard Gadd’s Baby Reindeer follow-up, bruising BBC drama Half Man, is full of disturbing scenes but none more so than in the opening episode, when teen delinquent Ruben orchestrates his younger step-sibling Niall losing his virginity.
It makes for one of those TV moments where it’s physically impossible to sit comfortably on your sofa. But what are the all-time most unsettling? From bad rapping to DIY dentistry, here’s our selection of 15 scenes that made us wince, squirm and watch through our fingers …
Brother from another lover (Half Man, 2026)
As a twisted thank you for helping him pass his prelim exam, teen delinquent Ruben (Stuart Campbell) brings home girlfriend Mona (Charlotte Blackwood). When they catch underage Niall (Mitchell Robertson) “perving” at them in their shared bedroom, Ruben encourages Mona to switch beds and pop Niall’s cherry, while Ruben looms over him, offering words of encouragement and at one point, a steadying hand. And behold – a lifelong toxic bond is formed.
Boar on the Floor (Succession, 2019)
“Oink, piggies!” A standout season two episode saw the Roy family’s inner circle on a hunting retreat in Hungary. Patriarch Logan (Brian Cox) was furious that someone was leaking company intel, so subjected Greg, Tom and Karl to a humiliating hazing ritual as punishment for “collective disloyalty”. The bullying leader debased his underlings by making them get down on all-fours, play-act as pigs and fight over a sausage. Never had Logan’s vicious sadism been more manifest. Karl did steal Tom’s sausage, though.
David Brent begs for his job (The Office, 2002)
It was like sitting in an excruciating HR meeting. He was too busy being a chilled-out entertainer to do any actual work, so it shouldn’t have come as a surprise when Wernham Hogg decided to dismiss Slough branch manager David Brent (Ricky Gervais). The sacking took a heartbreaking turn when he tearfully pleaded with them. The poignancy was punctured by Brent emerging from behind the desk to reveal that he was riding an ostrich (well, it was Red Nose Day).
Piggate Mark II (Black Mirror, 2011)
What a #snoutrage. When David Cameron became embroiled in the 2015 “Piggate” controversy, Black Mirror creator Charlie Brooker was widely hailed as clairvoyant, having got there four years earlier. His dystopian anthology’s first ever episode, The National Anthem, saw the blackmailed prime minister (Rory Kinnear) faced with a swine of a choice: allow a kidnapped young royal to be tortured and killed, or have sex with a sow on live TV. When attempts to rescue the princess or fabricate the footage failed, the PM reluctantly did the porky deed. Brooker assured us (and Cameron): “It’s a complete coincidence, albeit a quite bizarre one.”
The stoning of Gladys (The Leftovers, 2014)
It was the most harrowing moment of violence in the series thus far, signalling that HBO’s post-apocalyptic saga would become something extraordinary. In the fifth episode, Gladys (Marceline Hugot) – a loyal member of mute cult the Guilty Remnant – was dragged to the woods by unseen assailants, taped to a tree and pelted with rocks. Gladys broke her vow of silence to beg them to stop. They ignored her.
Hannah self-harms with a Q-tip (Girls, 2013)
Lena Dunham has never been afraid to “go there” and this visceral scene was one of Girls’ most traumatic. In the grip of OCD and anxiety, Hannah Horvath (Dunham) stood in front of a mirror, manically cleaning her ear. She shoved in a cotton bud and kept pushing until it was stuck. She screamed with pain and was taken to hospital with blood pouring from her ear canal, vividly describing how she had heard air hissing out of her punctured eardrum. Dunham tweeted: “If all I’ve done on this Earth is scare you out of using Q-tips, I will die a happy and purposeful woman.”
Mr Schue raps and dirty dances (Glee, 2009)
Ryan Murphy’s jukebox musical drama was a huge hit, running for six series. Even more remarkable when you consider that Spanish teacher and glee club leader Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison) crossed more lines than a zebra’s hairdresser. He rapped Young MC’s Bust A Move and Kanye’s Gold Digger, complete with dad dancing. He delivered a deeply inappropriate performance of Britney’s Toxic to a roomful of high school students. That’s even before he had sex in the school bathroom and planted drugs to blackmail pupils into joining the choir. How did he and Glee get away with it all? The man was a menace.
Lol: ironically named (This is England ’86, 2010)
Shane Meadows and Jack Thorne’s masterly miniseries featured one of the most stomach-churning sexual assaults in small screen history – with one of the grimmest aftermaths. Trev (Danielle Watson) was raped by her friends’ abusive father Mick (Johnny Harris). When his stepdaughter Lol (Vicky McClure) confronted him, Mick tried to rape her too but Lol killed him with a hammer. Skinhead Combo (Stephen Graham) voluntarily took the fall and was jailed. When Combo was released in sequel This is England ’90, it prompted a heartbreaking dinner scene where the whole messy truth came out.
Family Thais (The White Lotus, 2025)
More icky brotherly incest. In a sort of super-rich remix of Half Man, the spa satire’s Koh Samui-set third season saw nepo-douche Saxon Ratliff (Patrick Schwarzenegger) goading his shy younger brother Lochlan (Sam Nivola) to get laid. After dropping molly at a full-moon rave, the siblings shared a kiss for a dare, before Lockie had sex with ex-model Chloe (Charlotte Le Bon) – during which he “extended a hand” to Saxon. When he had a hungover flashback the next day, Saxon threw up. Schwarzenegger admitted the taboo-busting scenes were “uncomfortable to watch with my family”. Piper, no!
Pulling teeth (The Americans, 2015)
The most painful screen portrayal of dentistry since Marathon Man. When KGB agent Elizabeth Jennings (Keri Russell) had her head bashed against a car by a Fed, she took a blow to the mouth and her tooth became infected. Knowing the FBI would be monitoring dental surgeries, she locked eyes with husband Philip (Matthew Rhys). Without saying a word, they knew what to do. Hiding in their home’s laundry room so the kids wouldn’t hear, she tossed back whisky and he performed a DIY extraction with pliers. In intimate closeup, they grasped, gasped, sighed and cried. Some fans found it strangely erotic. Indeed, the show runners originally planned for the couple to have sex afterwards. When they filmed the cathartic tooth-pulling, they realised it was sexy enough.
SJ-Pee (And Just Like That, 2021)
Non-binary standup comic Che Diaz (Sara Ramirez) ruined the Sex and the City sequel for many fans. She helped ruin Carrie’s bedsheets too. While Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) got manually pleasured by Che in the kitchen, bed-bound Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) – who was recuperating from hip surgery – needed help getting to the bathroom. With Miranda otherwise engaged, Carrie ended up wetting the bed. Get a dating column out of that.
A major hitch (Six Feet Under, 2004)
Not so much a scene as an ordeal. In season four episode That’s My Dog, lonely undertaker David Fisher (Michael C Hall) picked up scruffy hitchhiker Jake (Michael Weston), who turned out to be a crazed crackhead. David was soon carjacked and forced on a ride from hell where he was punched, tied up, threatened with a gun, forced to smoke crack and splashed with petrol. As Jake became progressively more unhinged, it was as if viewers had been taken hostage too.
Jeremy’s doggie bag (Peep Show, 2007)
Peep Show specialised in squirming awkwardness, and this was an all-timer. On Mark’s stag do in Shropshire, Jeremy (Robert Webb) accidentally ran over a pet dog. Naturally, he desperately tried to cover up the tragedy by burning much-loved terrier Mummy, before eating her in front of its owners. He almost convinced everyone that what he was hiding in his bag was barbecued turkey. Well, until they noticed hairs on it. And a collar. “It’s just turkey,” said Jez, chewing queasily. “Undercooked, disgusting turkey.”
Al passes a kidney stone (Deadwood, 2005)
Talk about eye-watering. In the second season of the profane period western, saloon owner Al Swearengen (Ian McShane) was seriously sick with kidney problems, sweating and shivering in bed, while sex workers mopped his craggy brow. Shaky-handed Doc Cochran (Brad Dourif) was about to commence life-endangering surgery when he had one last attempt at dislodging the “gleets” naturally. Everyone hauled Al to his feet and yelled at him to urinate. To their horrified relief, blood and kidney stones poured out of him. Al had a minor stroke in the process. You didn’t get that in Lovejoy.
Windscreen wiper required (Sex Education, 2020)
Every teen boy’s worst nightmare. Season two of Netflix’s sex dramedy opened with a montage of hormonal hero Otis (Asa Butterfield) masturbating in a variety of locations, set to a cover version of I Touch Myself by Divinyls. It, ahem, climaxed with him doing the deed in a supermarket car park – except mum Jean (Gillian Anderson) forgot her wallet and returned to witness her son ejaculating on the window. Time for a visit to the car wash and a little talk, darling …
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