Crime & Safety
Saturday Night Live pokes fun after shopper has poo in Banbury shop
Saturday Night Live (SNL) performed the gag on its UK show on Saturday, April 11.
There was a section in the news segment about the incident in a Banbury shop, playing on “never knowingly undersold.”
The faux newsreader said: “Oxfordshire police are hunting a shopper who defecated on a shop shelf in Banbury. The suspect is described as really needing a s*** in Banbury.
“Unfortunately, for a nearby John Lewis, they had to match it.”
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Jobs for a new The Range store in Felixstowe are being advertised (Image: Newsquest)
The incident occurred at the brand’s Banbury branch on Cherwell Street at around 1.40pm on Wednesday, March 25.
With Thames Valley Police alerted to the defecation, the situation was subsequently described as “criminal damage”.
Investigating officer, police constable Robert Watson, previously said he is looking for people who witnessed the incident.
An initial appeal on Sunday (April 5) released an image of a woman whom the force wanted to speak to as part of the investigation.
Then, in an update on Monday (April 6), the force informed the public that they are no longer looking for a woman who was previously pictured.
If you have any information about this incident, you are urged to get in touch with Thames Valley Police, either by making a report online or by calling the force on 101, quoting the reference 43260146564.
Witnesses can also call the independent charity Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
Crime & Safety
Cotswold mill promotes regenerative flour to help the planet
Matthews Cotswold Flour, based in the Cotswolds, is encouraging the wider use of regenerative agriculture and working towards making all its flour from grain grown using these methods by 2030.
Regenerative farming focuses on improving soil health, increasing biodiversity and capturing carbon.
Bertie Matthews, managing director and the eighth generation of the family to run the business, said: “We have long advocated for regenerative farming practices, which prioritise soil health, biodiversity and carbon capture.
“Through our Cotswold Grain Partnership, we work closely with local farmers to ensure they adopt practices that protect the environment.
“We are working alongside them to move all our grains to a regenerative farming model as soon as possible.
“These are long term partnerships that will benefit the soil, the farmers and our customers for generations to come.”
The 200-year-old company currently offers nine flours milled from regeneratively farmed grain.
One of the growers involved in the Cotswold Grain Partnership, Ed Horton, supplies durum wheat, spelt, and milling wheat.
Mr Horton said: “Our regen journey started about ten years ago, when I returned to the family farm.
“Our partnership with Matthews Cotswold Flour has enabled us to do this and, as well as the hugely rewarding environmental progress that we have made on the farm, we have reduced the risk exposure related to high inputs such as fertilisers.”
Matthews Cotswold Flour uses a self-developed audit system and set of standards to help farms improve environmental performance.
Crime & Safety
Abandoned caravan recovered in layby near Oxfordshire pub
The caravan was found in a layby off Banbury Road, north of Kidlington, near Sturdy’s Castle.
The layby can often be seen with caravans parked up, but this one seems to have been abandoned.
Thames Valley Police is now appealing to try and find its rightful owner.
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Commenting on Sunday afternoon, a TVP West Oxfordshire spokesperson said: “An abandoned caravan has been recovered.
“PC Speke and PCSO Duffield have found an abandoned caravan in the lay-by at Sturdy’s Castle, A4260.
“If you believe you are the owner of this caravan please contact 101 quoting the reference INC-20260412-0623 providing evidence of ownership.
“Best wishes, Woodstock Neighbourhood Team.”
It comes after this newspaper was told there was reportedly a large police presence near the pub on Saturday afternoon.
However, Thames Valley Police has not provided details of any incident in response to our enquiries.
Crime & Safety
Chipping Norton care home wins Easter cake contest
Southern Down Care Home, based in Chipping Norton, took home the top prize in the annual Barchester Easter Cake competition for the North West and Midlands Division.
The annual contest invites care homes and hospitals across the UK to design and bake creative Easter cakes.
Subra Krishnan, general manager at Southern Down Care Home, said: “Our residents had such a brilliant time taking part in this competition, it has been such fun.
“Everyone here loves to bake and we all love cake so we were all very excited to take part.
“It has been a real collaborative process – refining the recipe and trying different versions of the design.
“We’ve all loved eating the previous versions until we came up with the perfect winning design.
“It really has been no hardship.”
The prize-winning Easter cake (Image: Barchester)
The winning cake, made by residents in the home’s baking club, was decorated with chocolate treats and designed as a group effort.
Resident Shirley said: “I’ve been baking my whole life, I find it so satisfying when a cake turns out well and everyone enjoys it.
“Easter cakes have always been a favourite thing of mine to make so when I heard about the competition, I couldn’t wait to get stuck in.
“I am so proud that we have won, it has made my Easter.”
Southern Down Care Home is part of Barchester Healthcare.
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